Monthly Archives: January 2011

Responding to criticism with charity

Posted on January 25, 2011 by

As you can easily imagine, I get a lot of calls and emails every day regarding BLAG. Book deals, Web writing gigs, pathetic entreaties to be award show arm candy (give it a rest, Megan Fox — your thumbs are all fucked up). I simply don’t have time to reply to them all, or ever answer my phone, but I do read the emails. And it is my even-handed fairness and fervor for the American spirit of opportunity that brings me to today’s topic. Continue reading →

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Rhinestone hats make you look like an asshole.

Posted on January 19, 2011 by

I can hear some of you saying already: “But BLAG, if a $130 hat with the Tamil Tigers logo and plastic gems crammed into it makes me look stupid, what else am I going to wear to the gym?” Continue reading →

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There’s nothing on TV.

Posted on January 12, 2011 by

Dear Blagolytes – I tried. I tried to stop doing this. I wanted to finally be free. Free from the guilt – the daily guilt – that I needed to give you a reason to keep going. A tasty little … Continue reading →

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