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Monthly Archives: May 2011
Reading this blog will make Jesus Christ take you to Heaven.
Somewhere on my brain, there’s a brutal little fold of material that looks kind of like my dad and is telling me that working at 7 on a Friday night is a good thing. My first impulse is to kill that fold with alcohol, but that’s exactly what my father would do … Continue reading
Why Times Square is “a boner”
Hey BLAG fans, friends, detractors and enemies, In an effort to increase updates and to just generally make my life easier, I’m going to start including more short-form content. It’s come to my attention that a lot of lesser blogs … Continue reading
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