Monthly Archives: January 2012
The future is now.
Oh shit, blags, We have to stop meeting like this. Ready to do this again? I haven’t posted in a while. I get it. I used to be ostensibly Catholic (read: the normal kind of Catholic), so guilt levels are … Continue reading
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Tagged appalachia, blag, care, death star, death star 2, facebook, future, kool-aid, mountain dew, nutrisystem, richard dawkins, shipping container city, stumbleupon, twitter, wonder
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Wantiness
Blags, There have been a lot of commercials lately, trying to get me to buy abused animals or hungry kids, or something. It’s a pretty heavy guilt trip for a guy who’s trying to drink while watching TV, and it’s … Continue reading
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Tagged alyssa milano, baby boomers, blag, corn starch, guilt trip, head scratcher, japanese watermelon, need, needy, niche marketing, sarah mclachlan, square watermelon, want, wantiness, wanty, wealthy
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Z-Day preparedness and your sex life (for men)
Blags, today I will begin with the assumption that a man’s level of preparedness for a zombie outbreak is directly proportional to how wild he drives women, in a more:more fashion. How and why can I assume this? The how … Continue reading
