Monthly Archives: April 2012

An open letter to Sgt. Pepper’s Grille & Bar

Posted on April 30, 2012 by

The below is an open letter I sent to Sgt. Pepper’s Grille & Bar, a restaurant located in Oakdale, Minnesota. Their menu was sent to me by a friend, who probably knew I’d take some kind of pleasure out of … Continue reading →

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The Keurig Effect

Posted on April 24, 2012 by

Mmm, good morning, blags. It’s a lovely day in the city that I call home. The trees outside are in full bloom now and are aglow with refracted sunlight. It gets a man in the right mind to stop and … Continue reading →

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Blitz 2K12, I lose at capitalism (again), terrifying sex robots and fake accents

Posted on April 9, 2012 by

Boom! Kapow! Explode! These are the sounds I awoke to on the couch of an apartment in Camden’s Maiden Lane Estate. “Estate” is the Englishy way of saying “housing project,” and those sounds were coming from homemade explosives, thrown into … Continue reading →

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