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Top 10 Hot Jobs for Sons (According to Dads)

Posted on May 7, 2013 by

Dads, right? They love us no matter what we do! But what if we took the time to round up a Gallup-size poll of dads across the nation to figure out just what exactly they really want their (first born! No secondsies or … Continue reading →

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Who wore it better?

Posted on April 29, 2013 by

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A delayed reaction to the Boston Marathon bombing

Posted on April 23, 2013 by

Sometimes life is funny. One moment, you’re sitting there, not updating your blog for several weeks. The next, you’re enjoying a Monday evening cocktail out of a pint glass commemorating the terrorist attack you were at last week. Yes, for … Continue reading →

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Erin Burnett = Chandler Riggs

Posted on March 20, 2013 by

Last night, I blew my own mind. Today, I spent the day picking up the pieces and carefully reassembling my mind. I spent countless, grueling, soul-trying hours re-training myself to use simple objects. First, a straw, because I needed fluids. … Continue reading →

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Art in Rear-view: “Diamonds” by Rihanna

Posted on March 6, 2013 by

Sometimes it takes a good 5-6 months to really digest a piece of art. After all, scholars are still talking about great works like Picasso’s Guernica, Munch’s The Scream, and Wes Craven’s Scream 4 (aka Scre4m). So there’s absolutely no … Continue reading →

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BLAG recommends: Henry’s Kitchen

Posted on March 1, 2013 by

Hey guys, If you’ve been a regular reader (ha ha ha), then you might have noticed by now that I’m not always the most consistent at being funny/clever/easy to follow/having a good work ethic/producing content/properly citing image sources/being emotionally available. … Continue reading →

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The mudslide mix already has alcohol in it.

Posted on February 26, 2013 by

Huh?! What? Who are you? What are you doing in here? Oh, sorry. It’s just you, thousands of readers. BLAG just woke up. Sorry. How long was I asleep for? Twenty-one days? Are you serious? Who let me do that? … Continue reading →

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SportsBLAG: Beyoncé Roundup

Posted on February 5, 2013 by

Well, I asked your opinions on the Facebook fan page and, after doing some light math, you voted overwhelmingly in a 2:1 ratio that I do a write-up on Beyoncé, following her exceptional performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday. But what … Continue reading →

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An open letter to ‘blag2point0′

Posted on January 29, 2013 by

The following is an open letter to the beast behind “blag2point0“: Dear Fiend, First, let me say that whatever kind of sick pleasure you take from emulating me is very flattering. This really is a dream come true. Having said … Continue reading →

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‘Wrong Window’: A horror story for the modern teen

Posted on January 24, 2013 by

Before I get started, let’s bullshit a little bit. How are you doing? OK, that’s enough. With summer right around the corner, on a long enough timeline, thoughts drift to idyllic summer campfires, telling scary camp stories. Remember those, from … Continue reading →

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