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Art in Rear-view: “Diamonds” by Rihanna
Sometimes it takes a good 5-6 months to really digest a piece of art. After all, scholars are still talking about great works like Picasso’s Guernica, Munch’s The Scream, and Wes Craven’s Scream 4 (aka Scre4m). So there’s absolutely no … Continue reading
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Tagged art in rear-view, art in review, black stallion, blag, blood diamonds, blunt, chris brown, diamond blunt, diamonds, diamonds in the sky, guernica, horse, love, music video, rear-view, rearview, relationship, review, rihanna, romance, scre4m, scream 4, sky-diamonds, the scream
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SportsBLAG: Beyoncé Roundup
Well, I asked your opinions on the Facebook fan page and, after doing some light math, you voted overwhelmingly in a 2:1 ratio that I do a write-up on Beyoncé, following her exceptional performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday. But what … Continue reading
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Tagged alter ego, beyonce, beyonce alter ego, beyonce knowles, beyonce schizophrenia, blag, bootylicious, chris brown, evil beyonce, facebook, fierce, german, german things, jay z, jayz, knowles, mrs. carter, pandering, pope, pope benedict, ratzinger, rihanna, sasha fierce, sasha fierce hates animals, super bowl, vote
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An open letter to ‘blag2point0′
The following is an open letter to the beast behind “blag2point0“: Dear Fiend, First, let me say that whatever kind of sick pleasure you take from emulating me is very flattering. This really is a dream come true. Having said … Continue reading
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Tagged blag, blag 1.0, blag2point0, bullshit, copycat, doppelganger, fraud, get a life, idiot, loser, ripoff, scam, scam artist, son of a bitch, stupid, unoriginal
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‘Wrong Window’: A horror story for the modern teen
Before I get started, let’s bullshit a little bit. How are you doing? OK, that’s enough. With summer right around the corner, on a long enough timeline, thoughts drift to idyllic summer campfires, telling scary camp stories. Remember those, from … Continue reading
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Tagged andy, blag, blog, boston, campfire story, facebook, finger, hanging, horror, horror story, horror story for tweens, iphone, iphone 4, iphone 4 cord doesn't fit in iphone 5, iphone 5, korean cartoons, macbook, macbook air, meme, search, sexuality, short fiction, status, story, suzie, teen horror, teenagers, teens, the shining, tony, tweens, wrong box, wrong window
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Yelp Review: Refried bean quesadillas
It’s time again for another installment of “Yelp Reviews for Parts of My Life,” which would almost definitely be better titled “Me Reviewing Stuff I Tried to Cook for Myself.” But, you know what they say about branding: stick with … Continue reading
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Tagged anthony bourdain, art, avocado, bean, beans, ben kingsley, blag, branding, cheese, cooking, engineering, fiesta, goya, guillermo del toro, guy ferry, guy fieri, hdl, hdl booster, horror, mama, mexican, mexican food, naked ben kingsley, naked ben kingsley squid, quesadilla, refried, refried beans, reinvent yourself, review, satire, sir ben kingsley, spanish, squid, ten stars, yelp, yelp review
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BLAG tries guns
This past weekend I took a break from exercising my first amendment rights and instead focused on something far more important: exercising my second amendment rights. The right to keep and bear arms is an indispensable part of the American … Continue reading
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Tagged blag, blogs about guns, boston blog, bullets, cold hands, common cold, god, gun blogs, gun control, gun control debate, guns, handgun, happiness is a warm gun, honda civic, i am god, john lennon, pistol, power, revolver, ruger, smith & wesson, smith and wesson, the beatles, thundertube, virus
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Whoa, OK, hold on – Bieber Nation Update: #CutForBieber
President Obama recently gave a press conference, I believe the point of which was to nominate former Senator Chuck Hagel for the position of Secretary of Defense. I did not watch the conference or read any reports about it, but … Continue reading
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Tagged #cutforbieber, adolf, beliebers, bieber, blag, chuck hagel, cut for bieber, eichmann, justin bieber, marijuana, Obama, paparazzi, paparazzo, pot, secretary of defense
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Best of BLAG 2012!
It’s the end of the year, and you know what that means! Time for a look back at all the great stuff that happened in 2012!
