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Tag Archives: human condition
Introducing: The MailBLAG
Oh, hello, blags. I didn’t see you there. So, it’s been over a week since your last hot BLAG injection. You’ve been jonesing pretty hard for a fix, there’s no doubt about that. Forging your own counterfeit BLAGs to read, … Continue reading
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Tagged blag, fried penis, garnish, human condition, mailbag, mailBLAG, new shit, problems, realer, star wars, the mailblag, the world, zombie bite, zombies, zombism
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On Loneliness
Blags, I learned something new about people recently. It turns out, sometimes they get lonely. Ranch hands in the Old West referred to this condition as “lonesomeness.” Today, we call it “feeling lonely.” Now, I have of course never felt … Continue reading
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Tagged #1, blag, brain, bukowski, cortex, cure, drinking, human condition, loneliness, lonely, lonesome, puppy
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The Dark Optimist’s Manifesto and why I’m (probably) not the worst human being that ever lived
G’d’evening BLAGosphere, A quick post today that will likely disappoint, but I need to clear some things up before I move forward with BLAG. In fact, it truly breaks my heart to do this. I fell into BLAGwriting for a … Continue reading
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Tagged blag, criticism, dark optimism, dickhead, human condition, i'm not that goddamn bad, jerk, negative, nihilism, people, readership, serious
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Blocks, Rocks, Memories.
‘Evening Blag Hags, I was thinking to myself today, “You know what not enough bloggers do these days? Write about themselves and how they feel about stuff.” Well, boy oh boy, are all of you in for a true gift. … Continue reading
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Tagged assholes, blag, blocks, dickhead, head, human condition, middle school, people, rocks
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