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Awards. Accolades. War.
Dear blags, You may have noticed that BLAG’s been a bit dry lately. And by lately, I mean since it began in 2010. Like most great and legendary publications, the staff here at BLAG publishes material very erratically — sometimes … Continue reading
Sorry. Sorry, everyone.
Shit, OK. Sorry blags. It’s been a while (again). Things got weird this month. Some people have cool news, like, “I just got my dream job!” or “___ and I are engaged!” The rest of us have news that’s more … Continue reading
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Tagged bastard, blag, christian, court case, dc comics, gay, green lantern, green lantern gay, john edwards, mailbag, mailBLAG, one million moms, ryan reynolds, sorry
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The MailBLAG: Cageaholism
Dear mailblags, This episode of Dear MailBLAG comes from a loyal reader (I assume) who has kind of a bullshit white people problem that I think we can all relate to. Take it away: Blag [sic]: It is not uncommon … Continue reading
Posted in All, Entertainment News, The MailBLAG
Tagged alice kim cage, blag, cageaholic, cageaholism, city of angels, con air, coppola, herman cain for no reason, kal-el, mailbag, mailBLAG, nick cage, nicolas cage, nicolas kim cage, russia, tank dog, the rock, the sorceror's apprentice, the wicker man, themailblag
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On the complexities and vagaries of women
Fear not, blags — while it has been about a month since my last post, I return to you now, beaten, bloodied, and wearing the sweat of my travails proudly and yes, stinkily, because sweat smells (even metaphorical sweat). It … Continue reading
The MailBLAG: Problems in Australia
G’day mates – It’s time for a very special edition of The MailBLAG. So, pour yourself a donkey pint, throw a shrimp on a plastic doll for some reason, sharpen your metallic, post-apocalyptic child’s boomerang and get to ranking your … Continue reading
Posted in All, The MailBLAG
Tagged assholes, australia, blag, chazzwazzers, ed norton, foster's, kangaroo, mailbag, mailBLAG, murder, people, problems
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The MailBLAG: “Jason” wins a date with “Joan Crawford”
Blags, as expected, The MailBLAG is off to a cracking start. This question comes from an anonymous source, whom I will creatively name at the bottom of the pasted letter below: Dear MailBLAG, I am writing you today for advice … Continue reading
Posted in All, The MailBLAG
Tagged advice, bingo, blag, boba fett, Brawny, costume, date, dishonesty, drag queen, dudes, friendship, Harry Potter, ignore, Jason, Joan Crawford, lies, mail, mailBLAG, rejection, straightforward, transvestite
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Introducing: The MailBLAG
Oh, hello, blags. I didn’t see you there. So, it’s been over a week since your last hot BLAG injection. You’ve been jonesing pretty hard for a fix, there’s no doubt about that. Forging your own counterfeit BLAGs to read, … Continue reading
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Tagged blag, fried penis, garnish, human condition, mailbag, mailBLAG, new shit, problems, realer, star wars, the mailblag, the world, zombie bite, zombies, zombism
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