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Awards. Accolades. War.

Dear blags, You may have noticed that BLAG’s been a bit dry lately. And by lately, I mean since it began in 2010. Like most great and legendary publications, the staff here at BLAG publishes material very erratically — sometimes … Continue reading

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Sorry. Sorry, everyone.

Shit, OK. Sorry blags. It’s been a while (again). Things got weird this month. Some people have cool news, like, “I just got my dream job!” or “___ and I are engaged!” The rest of us have news that’s more … Continue reading

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The MailBLAG: Cageaholism

Dear mailblags, This episode of Dear MailBLAG comes from a loyal reader (I assume) who has kind of a bullshit white people problem that I think we can all relate to. Take it away: Blag [sic]: It is not uncommon … Continue reading

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On the complexities and vagaries of women

Fear not, blags — while it has been about a month since my last post, I return to you now, beaten, bloodied, and wearing the sweat of my travails proudly and yes, stinkily, because sweat smells (even metaphorical sweat). It … Continue reading

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The MailBLAG: Problems in Australia

G’day mates – It’s time for a very special edition of The MailBLAG. So, pour yourself a donkey pint, throw a shrimp on a plastic doll for some reason, sharpen your metallic, post-apocalyptic child’s boomerang and get to ranking your … Continue reading

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The MailBLAG: “Jason” wins a date with “Joan Crawford”

Blags, as expected, The MailBLAG is off to a cracking start. This question comes from an anonymous source, whom I will creatively name at the bottom of the pasted letter below: Dear MailBLAG, I am writing you today for advice … Continue reading

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Introducing: The MailBLAG

Oh, hello, blags. I didn’t see you there. So, it’s been over a week since your last hot BLAG injection. You’ve been jonesing pretty hard for a fix, there’s no doubt about that. Forging your own counterfeit BLAGs to read, … Continue reading

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