- Oh, so you CAN bring a sword on the #MBTA. Still not clear on dogs/bikes, though. 4 days ago
- Wait, so you're tellin' me this guy running for the senate seat is pro-America?? 1 week ago
- I haven't been to an elementary school open house in a long time. I used to love those! 1 week ago
Tag Archives: politics
It’s almost time to vote. In fact, it’s so almost time to vote, you could count on one hand how many days are left until the voting booths open, unless there’s something wrong with your hands. No, not “different.” Wrong.
@AnnCoulter: NEW COLUMN IS POSTED! OBAMA: HALF-BLACK BUT ALL DEMOCRAT – Obama: I never even suspected I wanted it? Don’t bother checking her feed — that’s not a real Ann Coulter tweet. Or is it?
Jesus, it’s already been like eight days since I posted last? My bad, blags. Lost track of time there. You’ll all be pleased to know I’ve officially been offered my first paying joke-writing gig. Yup. There’s no more story there; … Continue reading
WHAT’S UP, blags? It’s gaffe season! Now if you’re like me, you grew up in a fishing community, and so I say this: “gaff” (no “e”) is the hooked fishing pole, while “gaffe” is what Mitt Romney has been doing … Continue reading