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Notes on the exhibited behaviors of college students: an outsider’s perspective

Posted on September 16, 2012 by

Well, blags, It’s pretty goddamn September out there now. Leaves are falling, the kids are back to school, and my hands are cold all the time because I have the at-rest circulatory system of an 83-year-old.

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Z-Day preparedness and your sex life (for men)

Posted on January 4, 2012 by

Blags, today I will begin with the assumption that a man’s level of preparedness for a zombie outbreak is directly proportional to how wild he drives women, in a more:more fashion. How and why can I assume this? The how … Continue reading →

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